ACE VENTURA:
Pet Detective

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Sound Files

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• "Do NOT go in there... whooo!"
• "Gee, let me think. Mmm.... sure." [unzip]
• "He found Captain Winky!"
• "Holy testicle Tuesday!"
• "I can't do it Captain, I don't have the powerrr!"
• "I have excorsized the demons! This house is clear."
• "Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor not a pool man!"
• "Hi. I'm looking for Ray Finkel... [shotgun cocking] and a clean pair of shorts."
• "It's alive! HAHAHAHHA!!"
• "Like a glove."
• "Loser. Loo-hoo-sa-herrr."
• "Luvly party. Pity I wasn't invited."
• "No, the guy with the rubber glove was surprisingly gentle."
• "Uzuboodoodoodoo? Uzuboo... zubudadoodoo!"
• "Captain's log, stardate 23.9 rouded off to the nearest decimal point........"
• "We're goin' downtown."
• "Maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number still 911? All righty then."
• "Yummy!"