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Note: Some of the files below are in AU format. The Emperor has graciously allowed the use of a device which will play these. Simply use the "associate" function in the program manager (Or Windows Explorer) to configure the program: Wplany.exe.

A "..." indicates that there is more dialouge than indicated.

• APU: "Thank you for coming! I'll see you in hell!"
• APU: "Silly customer! You cannot hurt a twinkie!"
• BART: Bart's Sinister Laugh
• BARNEY: "Uh oh, my heart stopped . There it goes!"
• BURNS: "Simpson, eh?"
• BURNS: "...And yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you..."
• BURNS: "Excellent!"
• BURNS: "Welcome, welcome. Come in. Ah, fresh victims for my ever growing army of the undead...."
• FLANDERS: "Hidely ho!"
• FLANDERS: Well howdy doodely doo? Hello? Hyello? Hellodely odely?
• FLANDERS: "I give you the jury of the damned!!......"
• HOMER: "Mmmmmm; 64 slices of american cheese."
• HOMER: "Mmmmmm; forbidden donut."
• HOMER: "Mmmmmm, sacrelicious."
• HOMER: "Shut up brain or I'll stab you with a Q-Tip."
• HOMER: "Woo hoo!"
• HOMER: Donuts, is there anything they can't do?
• HOMER: "...I'm smarter than the Devil, I'm smarter than the Devil!! ..."
• HOMER: "... Kill my boss?!?! Do I dare live out the American Dream?"
• HOMER: "Bart can kiss my hairy yellow butt."
• HOMER: "...You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!!!"
• HOMER: "All right brain, you don't like me and I don't like you..."
• HOMER: "...Beer kills brain cells?! Now let's all go back to that building thingie where our beds and TV is."
• HOMER: "DOH!!!"
• HOMER: "DOH!"
• HOMER: "DOH!!"
• HOMER: "DOH!!!!"
• HOMER: "AAAAAHHHHH!"
• HOMER: Ohhh; I'd sell my SOUL for a donut..."
• HOMER expresses elation.
• HUTZ: "As of the moment, Lionel Hutz no longer exists. Say hello to Miguel Sanchez!"
• KRUSTY: "You people make me sick!! ..."
• LISA and BART: "AAAAAAAAHHHHH!"
• NELSON: "HAH HAH!"
• RIVIERA: "Hi everybody! I'm Dr. Nick Riviera!"
• RIVIERA: "These gloves came free with my toilet brush!"
• SELMA: "Holy crap!"
• WILLIE: "YAAAAAAAA! Make way for Willie! ..."
• COPS in Springfield Click here for a transcript of this song.
• The Homer Simpson Theme Song Click here for a transcript of this song.
• Ned Flanders's Theme Song Click here for a transcript of this song.

Image Files

• A discarded idea for a Simpsons Genetics Park call "Jurassic Bart"
• Salvador Dali's Interpretation of the Simpsons
• Michelangelo's brother Micheal Malangelo's masterpiece: "The Simpson Chapel"
• Edward Hopper's Rejected painting of Homer, Mrs. Krabaple, and Police Chief Wiggum in a diner

• An Episode Guide to the Simpsons

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